Vetti Gtalk Status Message

This is a collection of *interesting* gtalk stat messages we have come across (or thought of) . Obviously all of them are 'original' and 'vetti'.

If you think you know a lot of 'vetti' stat messages, mail me at vdrn485@gmail.com . I will add you as a co-author to this blog!



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Subject: Corporate life
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1) There is one guy in everybody's office who always makes men feel old and pathetic. He is called the man-'ager' (Arun)


2) I had two options this morning. To work from home or to not work from office. I chuckled and chose the second (Arun)

3) Kanna pakam pakama dialogue pesuravanum ,
Friday annikku vela pakuravanum
nalla erunthatha saritharamea ella.(anon-but posted by S.G)



Subject : Education
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1) If i had studied Shakespeare well in my 12th std, i would have had a different answer to 'To B.E or not to B.E' (Arun)


Subject : Gilma
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(for detailed description visit http://gilmananda.blogspot.com)


1) Gilma theme song: "single bells single bells ..single all the way!" (Arun)

2) Gilma theme song (two): "veedu varai uravu ... veedhi varai manaivi .. kaadu varai pillai ... kadaisi varai gilma" (Arun)


Subject: Laziness
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1) Laziness is a virtue. If Bahadur Shah Zafar had not been lazy, we would not have seen a Gandhi! (Arun)


Subject: Life/Death/Philosophy
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1) Death is like a pretty girl with a huge spending appetite. Everyone thinks it is interesting, but nobody wants to risk a chance to go near ! (Arun)

2) It is totally acceptable that life is a losing battle. But then thats where the fun lies, isn't it? (Arun)

3) Everyone is searching for an answer for the 'purpose of life' . Unfortunately, the question is from 'out of syllabus' ! (Arun)

4)Why do People wish "Happy Married " Life.Dont they know these are mutually exclusive.(as told by MAK to S.G)

Subject : Love
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1) If you are hungry but not able to eat, it is either love or diarrhea ! (Arun)

2) The SAD community-Single,Available and Desperate community(S.G names the community during the course of a conversation :P )

3) Why are you wasting your time alone,when you could waste your time with me.I am a waste just like you.May I waste your time too??,Please.[S.G,ppl try it as a pick-up line]

4) Love is the art of Bugging.Programming is the art of debugging.(S.G)


Subject : Money
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1) People investing in shares are called BROKErs.There is some indication on what the result could be.(S.G)

Subject: Mokka (or others)
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1) The cow blushed and told the bull "you are horny" (Arun)
2) If i am "here" and want to go "there".Even After I go i still say "I am here" and not ," I am There" . (S.G)
3) What will a ALL Male Search engine be called, "oOGLE" (S.G)
4) Someone said "go to hell" .. I am wearing my socks now. (Arun)